It has a soccer player for a capital (I wonder who) and it invented an instrument called jazz. Wonderful.

Jon

I’m not sure whether it says “hot” or “not”. Nor am I sure which would be worse.

Jon

I see you were asleep in Geography class too. And you’ve never seen a map. Or learned anything about the outside world.

Jon

You were asleep in class, weren’t you.

Indeed it did…

Jon

That’s either a very narrow field or one fat kid.

Jon

Well, distance is a measure of velocity multiplied by time, so this kid’s halfway there. He’s pretty slow though…

Jon

Fugby = Football and Rugby?

Jon

Perhaps if I’d asked where a good place to hold an Easter Egg Hunt might be…

Jon

From a 三年生 of JHS